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So Ya Wanna Sleep with Broke Sperm? by G’bryella Whyt

Charles Dickens had a ghost to scare Scrooge out of greed. My ghost is here to scare women out of being dumb – sleeping with men who don’t value them and calling it dating.”That’s the premise of So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm? 2 Common Sense Dating Rules That’ll Get You the Ring- a brutally funny, fact-packed rhyming book where a chain-smoking ghost grandma drags women through the history of dating, exposes where it all went wrong, and lays down two rules that will terrify bad men and finally get good women married again.Along the way she roasts everything:Cavemen who once hunted mammoths (now men hunt Wi-Fi).Feminism’s CIA funding (yes, the receipts exist).Hookup culture (“Prostitutes lost their jobs – we all know why. At least hookers got money¿ Now it’s Netflix and ghosting instead.”)The science of bonding: “Men don’t bond through sex – get that straight. He gets dopamine, you get oxytocin.”And finally, the knockout: two simple rules that flip the dating game back in women’s favor. The ghost doesn’t beg – she demands. And the truth is hilarious, savage, and a little scary.This isn’t just a book you read – it’s a full-color, illustrated experience. At 68 pages, it’s the perfect mix of brutal truth, dark humor, and real psychology. It makes a sharp, unforgettable gift for yourself, your best friend, or that one girlfriend who needs to stop being a Ho.What’s inside?Laugh-out-loud rhymes about dating disasters you’ll recognize instantly.Shocking history (yes, the CIA really did bankroll parts of feminism).Science no one taught you (vasopressin, dopamine, oxytocin – and why they matter).The two rules that terrify men, empower women, and might actually fix dating.Sample Page:If he were dating Margot Robbie, he’d show up on time,Reservations booked, jacket, flowers – prime.He’d grab the check – no math, no split,No “gold-digger” smear – no acting like a dimwit.